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He’s your dad… your space dad! | Requested by piwoly.

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how cute is it though that the director of time heist put a paper rocket made from a toilet paper roll his daughter gave to him for christmas amoung the most precious things in the universe

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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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(Source: mostamaziing)

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Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

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I love Daniel. He’s like the anti-Pattinson. He FUCKING ADORES everything he does, and not in an enthusiastic ‘I’m paid to be here’ sort of way. In a ‘dude, back away from the crazy’ sort of way. Bless his soul.

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my roommate told me a couple days ago that i sometimes sing in my sleep and just now i was humming and she’s like “that’s it!! that’s the song you sing in your sleep!!”

it’s the fucking lord of the rings soundtrack. 

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A thing happened on campus



So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

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Cosmic Joke
Katy, 20, loves various British actors, fictional characters and brains.